Hyderabadi Traffic : A Repost of Anonymous Comments

I realized that a good post was stuck in the comments section of the blog.. So, I decided to make it public so that everyone can enjoy it.. Thanks AnoNymous

Hyderabad traffic is the world's best. So unruly and so ultra-smooth that u can even drive blindfolded and reach your destination with your hand in pocket. So disciplined and so orderly, that it would put Singapore and Switzerland in the shade.

It would instead put them in a blade packet My goodness, the crowd is so well-behaved that when u drive, they would stop and wave their hands with their hands tied behind their arse.

The great traffic cops who appear once in a bluemoon are very alert and helpful that if u ask them for a direction, they would point at the same direction u came from. Their traffic guidance is impeccable, when they wave their hands, they look like beach volleyball players.

Buffoloes make a better cop, they atleast stop the traffic to allow their breed to move across the road majestically.

Once on our roads, everybody is a law unto themselves. they care a damn and make a sham over even a small hungama. The finest of gallias and tallis follows when they let loose a volley of words from their mouth.

Paan - wah! the guys and hefty mams who swish the reddish paan do so with grace and ease that sees the juice flow at an incredible 2,000,000 mph .

The road diggers dig every place they take a fancy to. They dig and leave a creater that looks as if some meteroite from space has come and plonked itself there. The dug up space are left unattended to for decades.

That is Hyderabad - a city of nawabs